Cat and Mouse Read by Tale Teller Teller Club I am Cat said Cat Proud and loud The mouse turned and looked with disdain at Cat's large girth, and tangled mane Huh A ragged beast indeed a disgrace to your creed said Mouse Cat turned and raised a brow then made a meow I am Cat (again) My whiskers are as long as a rat My belly like jelly round and fat.... PLUS I'm a sailor's cat. Rum for breakfast beat that Mouse with a pout not quite a shout said I am a lady's mouse with a house in a fine lady's wig It's a pretty good gig beat that you prig Don't be a prat said the cat I am allowed out all night to wander and fright I am king of the tiles I travel for miles under the moon whilst you're in your room I was out last night also giving frights said Mouse at a fancy ball in fact canapes n all I ate like a king was filled to the brim brought sausages back they're in my rucksack I love 'sausiges' said cat crossing his ....paws to reminisce I love Rum said Mouse let's go to your house and feast the beasts that own this town © 2020 Goddamn Media / Sarnia de la Mare