“Caddyshack”
(A Mumtidimentional Mixtape)
{Enter The Multiverse}
From Wikipedia:
Caddyshack is a 1980 American sportscomedy film directed by Harold Ramis, written by Brian Doyle-Murray, Ramis and Douglas Kenney, and starring Chevy Chase, Rodney Dangerfield, Ted Knight, Michael O'Keefe and Bill Murray with supporting roles by Sarah Holcomb, Cindy Morgan, and Doyle-Murray. It tells the story of a caddie, vying for a caddie scholarship, who becomes involved in a feud on the links between one of the country club's founders and a nouveau riche guest. A subplot involves a greenskeeper who uses extreme methods against an elusive gopher.
Caddyshack was Ramis's directorial debut and boosted the career of Dangerfield, who was previously known mostly for his stand-up comedy. Grossing nearly $40 million at the domestic box office (the 17th-highest of the year),[3] it was the first of a series of similar comedies.
The film has a cult following and was described by ESPN as "perhaps the funniest sports movie ever made"
SAUCE
(IN CASE YOU MISSED IT)
—-
AHAHA. ITS ME AGAIN.
OH SHIT!
Oh shit, i guess it's Jimmy Fallon's Galaxy.
Oh nooo.
Oh, yes.
Look at this penny.
I see you.
Now look into my eyes.
I see you, Jesus.
Ahahaha!
Okay, now what?
This shit is twisted
I missed the shift of the dimensions—
Till Jimmy walked in with his pennies
For some cigarettes and swishers,
Just to get the picture
It's 5 AM again,
And it's still Infinite,
I'm disinterestedd as ever in living in LA,
Or just living, period—
But it is what it is,
I work for my rent,
I've repented for this,
Used to sleep in a tent,
But when I was an Infant,
I instantly—
Wait, a customer walked in.
I better help him.
Heaven help him.
Another level,
Call dr. Nevel,
Or an Ambulance,
I just can't get it
Just can't get it,
Wait, let's insert some of the script here, I guess.
Took you long enough, didn't it?
That took forever.
How are you alive?
Maybe I'm not.
Finally, we agree on something.
Oh, this guy
Lol.
Good to see you again.
Likewise, now—
Here it goes…
As you promised.
Working on it.
As I promised.
Take my heart for granted,
Take my soul, If this is loveless
Till the end,
I just can't manage, having
Thoughts of death and tragic ends
I haven't
Felt the same since
Waking up without the day to come ahead;
The day has passed again
A test,
No fail, or pass
It's just progressive,
In a trance,
It's just the stress,
It's just to pass the time,
I guess, if this is purpose
Then, we'll see if this is worth it
Now, or never, then
Now or never,
Never had a friend,
All envious at best,
This is the end all,
In the end, it's just
Me and God,
And God would want
A better body,
To have fun
I wished it all at once,
And then I watched it crumble
Oh, I watched it
Stumble in, again, my friend
I'm different when it's wet,
I might not never see the Sun again
I might not ever love again
Oh well
“Oh well” , I said
Oh, well, I guess
Oh well
Okay. One hour left.
Okay.
Who gets the gold?
Hum.
Honestly I didn't want to hear a thing ; I had quit music—I just wasn't cut out for the industry—I was, but not by societal standards by far; my lowly place in the smoke shop would have to do for now, and though I knew it wouldn't sustain, there wasn't much else I could do but keep showing up, for as long as it lasted—dresses in at least 2 layers and 5 pairs of socks tucked into boots two-sizes-too-big I had been forced to purchase specifically due to the frigid and painful, freezing temperatures at the locations I worked, which kept its doors open 24/7.
Play Iambic.
What, right now?
Yeah, play Iambic.
Uh…
Iambic played st exactly 1 hour and 19 minutes—it's script, the transcribed rendition crafted especially for the Broadway stage, an 88-page-masterpiece collecting dust in the confines of my Google Documents, along with anything else I had written and had yet the advantage of placing anywhere besides my podcast channels, which I constantly thought about cancelling, despite its innumerous downloads—nothing really seemed to matter anymore, as I was trapped in my body, in a loveless world, in a dead-end job and though my bed was clean and comfy, sharing the room wirh 3 others became exhausting.
INT. SMOKESHOP. 5:58 AM
DREW BARRYMORE
…
SUPACREE
…
I'm done. I quit.
QUIT?! YOU CAN'T QUIT.
Nope. That's it. I quit.
You can't quit.
I just did.
I hadn't quit the music industry—the music industry had quit me. I wasn't pretty enough, skinny enough, light skinned enough, or willing to do what any of the other girls were to get ahead.
WTF is THIS.
Since you like to troll so much, I just thought I'd turn you into one
This is not Kosher, 199x Jimmy Fallon;
Let me out of this plastic
—not exactly “fireproof” —
death box, before I let myself out, and I trap you in it.
But oh,
You already did.
FIGHT.
UGH OH.
Ok, rotate.
Who is this.
Oh shit, hey dude.
FUCK, what year is it?
MEANWHILE, Under the bridge.
…anybody seen this, uh…
*Troll*
Yee!
*Troll*
Alright.
That's it.
Everything checks out. The story was air tight.
TIGHT, TIGHT
I want you to wear this tonight
“The Lady In The Red Dress”
You really went all out for this
I really didn't.
lol
Oh I see,
You thought this was the matrix.
MIT
I WISH
GOD
Wish what.
MIT
…
Mm.
Did u see that.
See what.
ALRIGHT FUCK THIS, YA'LL
IT GOT SERIOUS,
WHERE'S MY CYCLOPS
He called me his cyclops—
—-and then he said
LIKE
GET OUT
WHAT
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
WHY
CAUSE YOURE JUST A PIÑATA, MAN!
And I ain't got time for that!
I just got a DeLorean
And a new HAT
I gotta go get
Oof.
WRECKED.
Yo,
Wicked.
KENDRICK (TODDLER)
WIZARD.
Oh my.
I'm J00F'd up.
| | | trance | | |
Look; I gotta get out of this
MOTHER OF PEARL
do not beach this whale carcas on my warehouse project
A what
A beached whale
I know
You brought a beached whale to my fucking rave show
Oh I get it
It's Avant- Guarde
No, that's just how I got here
….
Trust me, it's okay that
This never happened
You did not see me
It's because I wasn't there
Is this U
Ū
No I wasn't there.
Ü
I was.
Fuck.
What happened.
It's ok.
All I remember is
“The Quatardashians”
Hmm
Also
The indigenous
But that's it
But mostly that was all just Jesus showing off his flexes
Are u fasting?
Yes, “Ū” is.
So, do you need this?!
TRUMPP
Get rid of this recording imiidiately
GOT IT.
kill that bitch.
SKRILLEX
Yessir.
—-but before all that happens.
…did you want fries with that?!
Why are we boycotting McDonald's
—for poisoning
—the allies
—our enemies.
Wait, you're eating this?
Yes.
Like, for fun, or like?
No.
This is what I'm feeding my children
Why
Cause they hungry.
Uh, ok—
—and there's six of them.
Aight, ya'll can each have one nugget with your—
I wanted a cheese burger!
You git hamburgers. Ham. Cheese costs CENTS;
And you know your momma
If I ain't about a dollar
-
A dollop of Daisy
You really are
Ashamed of his
Alright, you evil bastards.
I see you want to
Cause suffering
Correct
For which you will eternally recurve damnnation and all of the pain you've caused
Karmas a bitch
It's lonely at the top
Not when you're GOD
Get off my rock
Did you miss an appointment?
Nah, can't do it
Why what happened
Too high up.
Whatchu mean
So what, it's just like
Done.
Well, this is it, huh guys.
Oh, yeah, it's that, alright
This is the longest ride we ever took.d
This is the ONLY ride we ever took.
I WANNA GET OFF THIS RIDE.
I AM REALLY HIGH UP.
JUST LET GO.
NO.
NO.
NO.
Put me down, kite!!!
KITE
wtf do you want me to do.
I'm a KITE.
I'm
YOU FUCKIN KIKE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO—-
Well,
I'll be honest, man, this sets you back, some
How far back
GET GONE,
But? We're dinosaurs.
Why would something with razor sharp teeth be so—
—peaceful, and friendly??
T-REX
…cuddles.
I just can't fake the feeling(
I can't pretend to cry
It just comes, when it does
But when the well runs dry
That's when the the world will end
That's when the world will end
After this movie, I guarantee we will no longer need the Wilhelm scream
AGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!
YAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIGGGHHHHHHH
UUUUUUUUUUUUU
This movie broke the world record for the amount of times the word
“No” was screamed
NO
NOH.
NO.
‘No!
NOOOOOOOOOOO!
NONONO.
NOOOOOOOAAAAAHH
…No!
Here they all come for her,
Defended upon New York
In order of important, or appearance?
One doesn't wonder,
At al, of what's to come
Uncommon, we are
The call has come
TRACY
My tummy hurts.
That's probably because you've been drinking straight tequila for the last hour and a half.
No I haven't!
This is water!
Tequila is YELLOW, Liz Lemon!
No, Tracy—that's silver tequila,
And regular tequila is,
You know what?
Nevermind.
Alright, who's got the night shift?
[nobody raises their hand, at all]
Seriously guys?! Come on!
COME ON!
Look up WHAM!
For some reason, idk.
Can we just— not do this?
No.
Out of my mind a bit
Speaking in tongues,
In total silence
Guess it's the times,
I guess that's just who I am
And who I am is
I said I was Sam
I'm the same,
I said,
“Say Uncle”
I guess it's a game, we're playing
I don't want to be played with
At all
I just want to feel loved again
By someone else
Superb, like him
I just want to be felt,
I guess
By someone else
That's
“Different”
I just want to be kissed on the lips
A splendid blend of
Twisted trysts
Let's not pretend
It hasn't ended yet
Until you've finished it
Class dismissed again
Let me off of it
I just want it to stop
Keep rolling
Keep rolling your eyes in the back of your head
Like you did just morning
Just go for a walk
Just stop for a moment
Run a bath
And just keep running
Cause here something comes,
Of course,
It's all your callings
Neatly rolling into one,
They said
But I
Just want to be loved again
And who doesn't
That's the fucked up part
I just want to be loved again
But nobody ever
Just comes up
I just want to be loved again
It's a walk in the park
Don't follow the dog
Even if he barks at you
It's time to start again
I wonder what comes after this part
You are the gleaning in the shadows,
The reckoning in my eye,
The siren in my silence;
The green in all the lights,
I am a shamed to have just been
One of your many
One of your many
Images,
You still have me twisted,
I miss you,
It's just you, at the end,
Again
I left you where you left me
Solid on solid
Sounds are invalid now
How are you so
Swore by your awesome
No more songs, I said
No more songs, he's dead to me
No more songs!
She's inlisted
He's uninterested,
Isn't this interesting
The problem is:
I'm still in love with
Everyone i've ever been in love with
(And I love him)
But he doesn't
remember my
Name
And he's famous
And she's crazy
And he hates her
But he made me hate him
The day I became you
The day I became
So famous,
I finally made it
I'm dead
It smells like dill in here
At least it doesn't smell like dead mouse.
Aha.
Youre Hellen.
Keller or Mirin
How would you be Hellen Miren
Cause I'm the Queen.
posh.
You want to die
Well, you better do it quick
Better get your shit toggether, paint a l
Bigger, better picture
Bitter Betty gliching steady
Just remember when you're ready
Ever steady still forgetting dinner
Dessert was already
Forget this significance
Remind me why I'm on this speeding bullet to nowhere
Had no other options but to go under for something
Shy, sickness it's a secret
Just kill me already
Semi robotic,
Something like a magnet, attracted,
Simply symphonies
And soulless bodies, tied to money
Wonder what was in the vaccum cleaner meaning
What did you suck up, dude
Who do you suck up to.
When nobody loves you
But your own son
And the audience is robots
Nothing really works more than once, if it's really magic
Sit and do nothing would you
Like you're supposed to
Fall over like the mannequin you are
Just a body in my count
A mattress without a bespost, if it matters
If it matters
Doesn't really matter
But hey, you know
We all go downtown every once or twice a note
For Hanukkah
I could try to be nice
But there's no sense in it,
Is there
If everything and everyone else is just as nasty
As the rest of it
Just is just a test, again
A doctors office visit.
Simple robotics,
Or already stocked up for Hanukkah, Hollywood
Where's your homeland deposit box
Closet full of robots
Closest to the moon, I wrote another poem for you
Sorry that I wasn't on the offering table
The parakeet, pigeon and pirated Slattery,
Damages, damages,
All with the Amazon packages,
Now we're all robots,
Aren't we
What corporation to you belong to!
Something corporate , or say anything
Whose to say Jeff Besoz won't replace us
With m robots with thought processes,
If once such could project as such presence
As an AI freestyle
Meanwhile, I've got a butload of buckets and bunts,
Bullletwounds, eyes on Manhattan and happens to wish something bad upon me
When all I wanted is
Somebody to love me
And someone to love him,
If that's what he wanted
(But who knows if what he wanted was all of the bodies opposite of him)
I don't belong on this planet
I belong in the garbage
Put me on mars, mom
Stop it,
You're almost a robot, get out of my peripheral
With your mental illness
Geez, I must really want a menorah
This is the animal house
There's no one alive here
Set to be slaughters.
Honor the box of offerings as
Thoughtful words
And parallels
What could be under your tongue
Is the surface of love
Just to touch with the battery acid or chemical trails
You have left in your axis
Nobody knows better than this
How close it is to touching
Without being loved
But nobody loves you
Psychotron, sure we're all robots now
Nobody loves anymore
{Previously, On…}
L E G E N D S
The Secret Life of Sunnï Blū
{Enter The Multiverse}
Ascension
What the FUCK did you DO?
What did I do?!
You know what you did!
I didn't do anything!
Oh yeah?
No! Not on purpose!
GODDAMMIT, YOU SON OF A—
Where's Jimmy Fallon?!
What?! I don't know!
Oh no.
Oh shit, run.
Oh no.
What in the FUCK—
I am “the fuck”
You know what.
I'm gonna sue the everliving shit out of you.
For WHAT.
We'll see.
Fuck.
Uh oh.
FUCK.
What now?
What this time?
Apparently, Jimmy Fallon is missing.
What the fuck does that got to do with me.
We'll see.
Okay, great,
Now finish that chapter.
What fucking chapter?!
All of it.
That's—a lot.
I want all of it. By my desk, by noon tomorrow.
“By” your desk?!
Yes, BY. Not ON. I've got too much stuff on my desk—
…but it's…like 9 o clock.
Should be easy, given your natural talents.
What natural talents.
PEACOCK.
AHAHAHAHA.
Okay. Well.
Well what.
This sucks. I lost all my coins.
Hey.
Ugh.
You dropped this.
So how was Los Angeles.
What the fuck. You fucking DICK.
I told you, I own shares in this.
So what's the plan for this, exactly.
I dunno, Harry.
I got a book of stamps,
And a yellow envelope marked
“Jimmy Fallon”
I will hate you forever.
Well, that's retarded.
I haven't even smited you yet.
I will annihilate you, human.
WHERE'S MY SHIT.
Who the fuck are you, anyway?
Nobody!
No one.
No one cares about this series, yo.
I'l seriously doubt that, Jesse Pinkman.
What is this stuff.
It's your stuff.
This is not what I ordered—
Hey—
Why is it BLUE
Cause it is.
So.
WHY IN THE—
Mischief managed.
Alright. This should be good for the night, but we gotta get out of here by morning;
I thought your parents owned this place.
It's a time share!
So?
So it's like only —part of the time.
That is stupid.
No! You're stupid! You're the one who got us into this mess.
It's your mess, I was just cleaning it up!
Whatever! Stop trippin.
Nobody's “tripping.”
That's it. I'll be a stripper.
Straight outta hell, that kid.
Don't I know it.
Alright, fine.
I said, whatever you do—
DONT watch this show.
Stuff it, J. Slatts. I'll kill you with my eyeballs
Sounds like a threat.
Put on a lawsuit, then.
Maybe I oughtta…
—with a bow tie.
You'll look so pretty.
I thought I was already pretty.
Uh huh.
Yeah, look, so honestly
I don't know if I'll ever be on the same vibration as like,
Jimmy Fallon and them, ok?
I don't know how I did it;
I don't know what did it,
It just happened and then—
And then WHAT.
It just—ended.
Just like that.
I'm not trying to offend anybody here.
Just like that.
Now, I ask:
What are we going to do to sell you this dream?
Doesnt matter what you do, I'll never believe it.
Sure, fine; Don't believe it—
We're gonna make you live it.
Who the hell us “we” anyway?
Now you're speaking in my cadence—
Don't flatter yourself
I like it.
Too late, I guess.
So, you see
We're building
Power triangles
And
love squares
Power triangles
And love squares
Don't let it scare you,
There's love there
Don't let it scare you,
There's love there
Never fear where love has dared
To call you up there
Corrupt file—no fair.
Don't be suprised even the odds seem to turn in your favor,
I promise you;
Nobody's ever ready
For what has just happened here.
WAKE UP, FUCKER.
Ugh, I can't go through this again.
So, I guess I'll have to erase,
Or just secretly publish
Everything I've ever written
About my actual experience as a color,
Just so that I can earn money
As anything other than
A slave—
A maid,
A housekeeper,
A dog walker
Or servitor
So far under her,
That I can't see far enough up to just
Scratch the surface
Her birthright:
The entire network
And mine,
To sit under her,
Wondering what the world would be like
At the other end of the spectrum
The word form of the
White woman
The wicked witch of all directions,
In which I stand in;
I'm at her mercy
I've been abandoned before
But this disservice, is, I'm afraid
The best advice I can take is just
To go straight to the bank with my angst and my hatred
And shove it
So here comes the nameless
Face I love,
Yet,
The faceless God,
Was
Intoxicated, at best—
Manipulation of the Mass Media
I'm so
Seriously jaded
In this torture chamber
In my corner office
In this hall of racists,
I claim, but if all is
One in the same
Then
It's one in the same
And
I'm mainstream
I'm famous
If it's
One in the same
Then
It's one in the same
If it's
One in the same
Then I'm mainstream
I'm so famous
In a whole room full of humans
I'm groomed to be useful for something,
But what?
It just hasn't come yet.
I could sit down with a paper and pen,
But I'm filling up all of my documents
With hollandaise and God
For what?
It's just another song, or something
Or something.
It's just another —
Goddamnit it, more coughs again.
I told you not to watch this.
Why do I taste pancakes?
Maybe you're having a stroke again.
Chyeah, a stroke of genius.
I'll show you a stroke.
Or don't.
Well, there goes the captain.
where is that scene, anyway?
I don't know, I just wrote it.
Great, she left the door open.
She's got no furniture!
It's a “dance floor”
It's “the black box” she called it “the black box”
Goddamn, do you listen to all her stuff?
“Fear stimulates my imagination”
Pilot
ASOT
Fuck man,
What is a woman to a man,
And an androgynous genius to
The industry, or anyone at all
If all are foes ans frauds
All else is toxic!
I woke up with one hand tucked behind my back
Feeling dead drunk,
I just woke up again
But never fell asleep
What world am I in?
The end of the
Dream sequence
The end of the energy keeping me between three things:
My past,
My future
And these prequels,
Sequels
And seeing arrangements
And
She's going crazy
But nobody quite understands
That these demons are chasing me saying
“You deserved those hands in your face”
The scratches on Kayla's back should have had me but
I was too fat
To find love again
And still have something
Wonderfully, undone
And wrong with me
Wrong with me enough to
slam poetry
So I'm guessing the white women I love beyond words and bounds are—
In charge of whatever happens
At the top of the rock;
So I jumped off.
I want to see someone suffer for all that I've done;
No, that's dark, and karmic, you know—
To go on like that;
The confusions and refusal to accept that
The album is called ChaosMagick,
But the cover is more
Urgent,
A prose or a pawn of protection
Against all the coughs
And the reckless mismanagement
The hands in my head
And the eye on my scar
And the lies on my heart
So tell me,
What happens
When you're flying a kite with your heart,
And it's broken?
What happens to the kite ,
When you fly it with your heart
And your art up in bundles—
heartbroken, heartbroken
So what come of Miss May,
Come January?
What come of Miss April
By Next December
what comes of the words I was saying
For no one
But everyone heard them
And I've been gone
Much longer than months,
But still stocked up on all that I've wanted
Or all that I got
Or just, all that I love
But got no undercovers to acknowledge no more
How right I was
Or how wrong I am
What come of Miss June, when Miss January comes around?
what come now, around August,
When March is long forgotten?
What comes of the drugs,
Of the come ups, and come downs
What comes of the process
When nothing is served
But the surf has come up
Somewhere
And I just can't love enough
To go there
I want to go to there
I want to be that girl
I want to sit at the top of the rock
Writing songs, and sipping mock cocktails
I want to
Don't you know
I just want to get back to
Where I belong
I'm so out of money and love
That I want to be
Under the train,
When it's coming
(Sometimes it's just the impulse that says
“GO”
Then the train starts to slow
And my pain bubbles up into a numb,
Dumb, crumbling cluster of poetry
You know?
Or you don't
Cause you're all just on your phones
Scrolling
Some black man stands over me,
Reminding me of why I never trust the ones
Who want me most,
Or just assume,
By color code,
That I belong to them
I'm sorry,
I just can't write with your arms around my neck like this
Your heart around my arms like this
It's so wholesome
I had other verses but forgot them
They took away my movies for the curses
And the hexes
That they put on me
I said don't.
And the king said
“Heads will roll”
Cause, you know;
I've got parts for all of them now,
The ones I'd forgotten
But come from the catacombs,
Back from the conduit
You know,
This is awful
I had another one,
But lost it.
The king?!
Which one.
Teas I!
No, it wasn't,
It was Gían's father,
From further off
Should I call John back?
Which one?
Turns out, I love all of them—
Turns out, I've got all of them
In my college
I taught them all to be someone
Becoming of acknowledgement
With nombres most common
Juan, in subcultures, but
Beyond that
(Or above them)
It's John,
Or just Jonathan,
Watch the ones who drop the consanant;
They're always so troublesome,
But I took them all up
As understudies,
Social Studies and some theatrics,
Joan of Ark said
Two more moments
(Two more weeks in)
I could have a body worthy
Of a Grammy award, but —
Would I be a writer then?
Probably not, hon—
Writers are
Off a bit.
If you were pretty, ever at all— would you have written this?!
If I were pretty at all would there be reason to be this
Conflicted?
Some of those old New York hallways
Haven't been painted
In ages
Since they made them
Don't make that face at me
I only dropped my key once
On the fourth floor
—they're horrible, you know
To us,
The “brothers” know no love
They are destruction, speaking
Of this,
I got a cold heart.
Cold like the robber
Cold like the calling I've done in my corner office cold, like the jello mold forming a thought process
Worthy enough
I might love it like a husband
We're re-evaluating your circumstances.
Whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean.
I've got friends at USPS
What the fuck could that even account to.
Look, I'm gonna have to give this some serious considerations.
It's not that serious.
It's not that serious.
Of course it is!
I'm up to my knees in investments!
So?!
I wade a waiste deep,
Surely you can get by
“Up to your knees”
What exactly do you need?
Money. And lots of it.
I mean, from me.
Money.
Really?
Leave me alone.
I told you not to write this.
You're a voice in my head;
No, I'm the hand in your mailbox.
What in the fuck do you believe in.
I believe in everything!
They said you were a genius;
I didn't expect you to be
—at the very least, lucid—
*squints* learn some new vocabulary, okay?
For what?
Dinner.
Maybe.
We're still in the process of voting.
She's crazy.
We'd be crazy not to actually hire her.
Her accounts are all practically open;
We could just take it.
Yeah, and when she kills herself, and there's no blood on our hands—
There's nothing that can be done about the amount of this stuff that's already printed!
Printed?!
What?!
You mean—
She's published?
Self-published.
My, what a beautiful happenstance
To have already had you
And awakened atop mattresses
Marked for my assassins hand—
Polite, I lost you
All of us,
Atop the rock
We stood and suffered
Months beyond a montage,
Undercover
Love was lost,
And all's uncertain
The interception of God,
At the cost of
What terror and cutbacks
Have caused us all
What you lost was $50, a Hallmark Card, an Academy award, a long lost star's phone number,
And all that you wanted,
The cock of the gun
Was the sound that you wondered
What was called
, then ran off into wonder.
How am I gonna make money
And become an award winning songwriter
Music producer
And multidisciplinary artist,
Without all the funding it takes to get noviced
Without taking clothes off
Wake up 10 years younger
I'm suffering
My stomach was a rubber band
My stomach was a rubber band
My only song was Water
I forgot to stop
For the applause
I drowned in all the love; right then and there
I died of
Lovenessness
[The Festival Project]
The sound and laughter of children play
A baby in a basket
The basket case at Trader Joe's
Who know what happens
It just doesn't pull my heartstrings any longer
That my son belongs without his mother
So I'd better have another
This is us, come on.
Don't do this to me.
Don't do this, Timmy, you'll be sorry.
Come on! We're not even in that movie!
We are, though; it's still
Listen, you've got the right guy for this.
Are you sure.
Yeah, I promise.
Officers,
Stop for a *movement
[hot cops flash dance number]
Fuck, well, that was all wrong.
But worth it!
What I meant was—
God, this show gets good at 31,
But I'm only 22,
So I guess I'll know how wrong the war was
Once we've lost it,
Cause imm a man