Louis and Preston break down the second half of Final Fantasy III (1990), from the part where the world is covered in darkness to the part where only you are covered in darkness, because you just spend full-time-employment hours on a final dungeon and you've missed a birthday and an anniversary, and the cat's dead, and that's not even the worst of it. Featuring Gramps, a doormat villain, and the Tragedy of Desch (Pt. 2).

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