The Return: Happy Gilmore & The Terminator

We're back! Well, one of us is anyway.. Adam Sandler is at it again! This time he's posing as a hockey-loving Canuck that spouts 'aboots' and 'oots' while attempting to break into the American Golf industry. His patented write-a-hot-scene-with-me-and-a-woman-into-my-own-movie technique is heavily utilized, of course. Arnold Schwarzenegger and Arnold Schwarzenegger square off in a confusing and very meta duel where one of them is either trying to help, or hurt, Sarah Connor. Who cares.