Dork Pridecast

Rissy and Blythe watched episode 3 of Rings of Power. They also discuss what media they've been consuming lately.  Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rissy and Blythe watched episode 2 of Rings of Power. There's a lot of talk about elves. Specifically, Fëanor. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rissy and Blythe are going to watch Lords of the Rings: The Rings of Power and talk about it, episode by episode. Rissy knows the lore. Blythe doesn't. Hilarity ensues. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you hold on through the vaginal yeast infection discussion at the beginning, it'll get better. Probably. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Blythe is on steroids again, and Rissy advises her. Rissy is planning her wedding and trying to drag us back into fanfiction nonsense. Blythe has been doing some VO and now has a real demo that has some lines from Damsel shows and Rissy rants. Speaking of Rissy ranting, the Black Plague was good? Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hot on the trail of their missing ward (and the king whose realm they just destroyed), the party become communists as they're forced to confront the horrors of the Autumn realm of the Feywild. There may or may not be asshole licking. Don't worry – there's a happy ending, where everyone goes to hell.  Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This one is just Rissy and Blythe, because Amanda has important science things to do. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back, THANKS TO YOU!! Irritated with our cowardly antics and refusal to participate in the adventures he's actually planned for us, the GM decides to throw us a party, where the gang will have lots of opportunities to roleplay. We respond by setting everything on fire. Because we can't have nice things. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We argued about hot toddies, Amanda and Rissy had weird dreams, Blythe saw Aquaman, and Rissy tries to convince Amanda to go to a nudist camp. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We discuss millennial songs that we are too old to understand. We also discuss how fucking stoked we are for the inevitable train wreck that will be The Mandalorian. And there's a Bill Paxton/Pullman game show. Turns out none of us know which is which! Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We rename the podcast (and group?) to "God Dammit, Rissy." Amanda had a birthday, got a new piercing, and chopped all her hair off. Blythe considers doing favors so that she can buy new bras. Rissy teaches us about arousal and stew. We close it out with Rissy and Amanda arguing about pies while Blythe cries. So get ready to fap to this one! Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rissy kicks things off with a surprise after gaslighting us for 10 minutes during the pre-show. Blythe isn't drunk, but she IS on migraine meds and she has a dick whistle. Amanda gets one step closer to publishing her paper and has to start applying for science-y post-doc programs. We mention episode 100, but we're behind and that shit already happened. We all discuss second puberty, which is a thing many women experience but most men don't seem to know about it. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our band of misfits return from their "successful" quest only to thwart the GMs plans by engaging in some extra-planar travel instead of doing the thing he actually had planned for us. He punishes us appropriately. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our heroes (?) go on what seems like another straight-forward adventure that turns out to be an undead horror show. Oh for two. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Blythe is missing. It snowed north of the wall. Amanda found gin. Women used to dye their pubic hair, goop is stupid, rainbow parties were never a thing, and also, we love the 90s. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This audio is SUPER late, because Blythe was toooooo drunk to edit it afterwards. But here it is, at last! It was Rissy's birthday. There is ASMR fun, conversation about porn (duh), and then shit gets really real at the end! Yay alcohol!!! Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

So sorry for the delayed audio version on this one! Now that GenCon is over, I will be more on top of podcast editing and whatnot. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What do we talk about? I don't know. I was drunk at the time. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The gang goes on its first adventure... successfully? We are introduced to two of the three major plot arcs of the entire campaign, and shit gets dark. Hopefully you have the stomach for it. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We sing a lot. And show our underwear a lot, too. So maybe go watch the video if you want to see that. Other topics include: downstairs grooming, Blythe's new job, and the offering of husbands to other women. We close with Amanda being drunk enough to talk about science with Rissy! Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.