This episode starts with a dramatic reading of a text exchange between the brothers Drouillard regarding a prolific, walnut-stashing squirrel and goes on to discuss rats, Lothrop Withington Jr., three-headed elephants, Bob Ross, Mungo the well-educated squirrel, the satin bowerbird, and Grandpa Doc. Father Art blesses us with his divine wisdom as well. Follow us @ThingsITextMyBrotherPodcast on Instagram where you can leave us notes for us to tackle in future segments of Ablutions and Edification. Like, subscribe, and do all the other things which podcasts tell you to do. Then, tell a friend, enemy, and total stranger. ———————————————————————————————————— Maybe you, your toddler, or your spouse need an overpriced shirt. Come check out our shop: https://my-store-c88ee4.creator-spring.com ———————————————————————————————————— For those who love the experience of audio draped over a static image, head over to the Things I Text My Brother page on YouTube! Please consider helping to save lives by joining the Things I Text My Brother group through the American Red Cross and donating whatever you can. Whether you are able to give some blood, some time, some money, or some awareness to the cause, all of it helps save lives. https://3cu.be/blood —————————————— Textstomybrother@gmail.com —————————————— MUSIC AND SOUNDS Theme Music: Still Pickin by Kevin MacLeod (Royalty free music) (filmmusic.io) "Still Pickin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Lovely Piano Music Under Dramatic Reading: Relaxing Piano Music by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4273-relaxing-piano-music License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Church bells and various sounds effects: https://mixkit.co/free-sound-effects/ Mixkit Sound Effects Free License https://mixkit.co/license/