Hard Factor

Cheat on the news with Hard Factor. Satirical daily news podcast, not hyper-polarizing and depressing like all the others. Drops at Midnight Eastern, 5 Days a Week, 24/7/365. Follow the pod on social @HardFactorNews. Hosts: @hardfactorMark @hardfactorPat @hardfactorWes @hardfactorWill. Full video episodes: YouTube.com/HardFactorNews Join our community: patreon.com/hardfactor Voicemail Line: 512.270.1480 read less
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Boners May Soon Be Banned In Mississippi & Erection Tracking Contests | 1.24.25
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Boners May Soon Be Banned In Mississippi & Erection Tracking Contests | 1.24.25
Episode 1633, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BetterHelp: Write Your Story, With BetterHelp.  Visit Betterhelp.com/HARDFACTOR to get 10% off your first month of online therapy DeleteMe: Get 20% off your DeleteMe plan by texting Hard Factor to 64000 Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Shipstation: Calm the chaos of order fulfillment with the shipping software that delivers. Go to shipstation.com and use code HARDFACTOR to sign up for your FREE trial. Fitbod: Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at Fitbod.me/HARDFACTOR. Timestamps: 00:03:30 Executive orders are flying off the desk including what exactly is a man and woman 00:06:50 Mississippi politician is trying to get his hands on citizens' boners 00:16:38 Tech millionaire is monitoring his teenage son’s night boners 00:27:40 An erection bet has been made on the Eagles/Commanders game 00:29:15 Elon Musk’s dad reveals that teachers thought he was a “retard” in 2nd grade  00:34:40 The Tesla launched into space is tricking astronomers into thinking it is an asteroid 00:36:30 Trump is releasing JFK, RFK & MLK assassination records 00:37:15 Philadelphia Mayor butchers the Eagles' war chant  And much more… Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Teacher Caught Raising Elementary School Student's Baby | 1.22.24
2日前
Teacher Caught Raising Elementary School Student's Baby | 1.22.24
Episode 1631 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BetterHelp: Write Your Story, With BetterHelp. Visit Betterhelp.com/HARDFACTOR to get 10% off your first month of online therapy DeleteMe: Get 20% off your DeleteMe plan by texting Hard Factor to 64000 Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Shipstation: Calm the chaos of order fulfillment with the shipping software that delivers. Go to shipstation.com and use code HARDFACTOR to sign up for your FREE trial. Fitbod: Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at Fitbod.me/HARDFACTOR. Timestamps: (00:00:00) - What if chimps could start fires?? Hungarian must... (00:03:48) - Q Shaman going gun shopping, and 34 year-old teacher released from jail while awaiting trail for... Having a Baby with her then 12 year-old student (00:10:47) - Houston school charging parents $1 per minute, per kid for being late for pick-up, but the parents are fighting back (00:18:49) - The return of The Wheel (00:21:20) - New study reveals that chimps love to piss together, and there is a pissing hierarchy for when a chimp should take a piss (00:30:14) - More fake firefighter caught trying to rob LA homes during the wildfires, this time they had a firetruck (00:34:28) - South Louisiana snow yields immediate results with the Snow Air Boat (00:37:00) - Hungarian Man caught smoking cig while riding the exterior of a German High Speed Railcar at 175 MPH for 20 miles Thank you for listening, if you need more hard factor and want to join our community go to patreon.com/hardfactor. But Most importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Inauguration Filled with Speeches, Applause, Breasts and Elon’s Salute | 1.21.25
3日前
Inauguration Filled with Speeches, Applause, Breasts and Elon’s Salute | 1.21.25
Episode 1630, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BetterHelp: Write Your Story, With BetterHelp.  Visit Betterhelp.com/HARDFACTOR to get 10% off your first month of online therapy DeleteMe: Get 20% off your DeleteMe plan by texting Hard Factor to 64000 Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Shipstation: Calm the chaos of order fulfillment with the shipping software that delivers. Go to shipstation.com and use code HARDFACTOR to sign up for your FREE trial. Fitbod: Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at Fitbod.me/HARDFACTOR. Timestamps: 00:00:30 Story teases  00:04:10 Inauguration recap with Trump’s speech in front of Biden and pardons 00:11:50 Lauren Sanchez's bra steals the show and gets Zuckerberg’s attention 00:16:55 Elon Musk gives an excited speech and gives a “Roman salute” aka a Sieg Heil twice 00:29:20 Rats in Houston are getting high on drugs from the police evidence room  00:34:55 Jake Barber claims he was hired by the government to retrieve crashed UAPs 00:36:30 Scientists are getting pretty close to proving the multiverse exists  00:43:55 Hamas gave Israel hostages to go goodie trauma bags upon release And much more… Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
New Year’s Resolutions & Drunk Police Officer Releases Prisoners On NYE | 1.3.25
03-01-2025
New Year’s Resolutions & Drunk Police Officer Releases Prisoners On NYE | 1.3.25
Episode 1618, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Chubbies: For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners 20% off with the promo code HARDFACTOR20 at checkout at chubbiesshorts.com. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR and use promo code HARDFACTOR to get 20% off your first order. Factor Meals: Head to FACTORMEALS.com/50hardfactor and use code 50hardfactor to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Uncommon Goods: Find something for everyone on your list this holiday season - Check out Uncommon Goods and use our code HARDFACTOR for a great deal: www.uncommongoods.com Hims: Start your free online visit at Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Timestamps: 00:04:10 NCAAF Talk 00:07:05 Our New Year’s resolutions and Xmas break updates 00:10:00 Update on the Las Vegas Tesla bomber, who he was and why it didn’t work well 00:16:65 Desperate and horny Wes got duped by an IG bot, or did he?  00:20:05 Russia fines 7 men for “looking too gay” following a crackdown on gay night clubs and homosexual “propoganda” 00:34:00 Justin Baldoni & Blake Lively update 00:37:35 Drunk Zambian police officer releases prisoners from jail on New Year’s Eve  And much more… Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Terrorist Attacks on Day 1 of 2025 | 1.2.25
02-01-2025
Terrorist Attacks on Day 1 of 2025 | 1.2.25
Episode 1617, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Chubbies: For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners 20% off with the promo code HARDFACTOR20 at checkout at chubbiesshorts.com. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR and use promo code HARDFACTOR to get 20% off your first order. Factor Meals: Head to FACTORMEALS.com/50hardfactor and use code 50hardfactor to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Uncommon Goods: Find something for everyone on your list this holiday season - Check out Uncommon Goods and use our code HARDFACTOR for a great deal: www.uncommongoods.com Hims: Start your free online visit at Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Timestamps: 00:01:30 Horrible terrorist attack in New Orleans three hours into the New Year 00:17:50 Best Congressional hearing clip of all time 00:18:50 A Cybertruck explosion with the help of fireworks right outside Trump Tower in Las Vegas is very likely an intentional terrorist act  00:30:45 The FBI concluded with moderate certainty that COVID came from the Wuhan lab but were not invited to present findings to the White House according to a WSJ report 00:39:20 Justin Baldoni vs. Blake Lively  And much more… Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Magnus Carlson's Jeans, VR Goggles for Mice, and Trapping Wild Chihuahuas | 1.1.25
01-01-2025
Magnus Carlson's Jeans, VR Goggles for Mice, and Trapping Wild Chihuahuas | 1.1.25
Sample New Year's Hive Hour Patreon Subscription Podcast, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Chubbies: For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners 20% off with the promo code HARDFACTOR20 at checkout at chubbiesshorts.com. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy. Go to Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR and use promo code HARDFACTOR to get 20% off your first order. Factor Meals: Head to FACTORMEALS.com/50hardfactor and use code 50hardfactor to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Uncommon Goods: Find something for everyone on your list this holiday season - Check out Uncommon Goods and use our code HARDFACTOR for a great deal: www.uncommongoods.com Hims: Start your free online visit at Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Happy New Year! Join the Hardo Hive Community at Patreon.com/HardFactor (00:05:02) - Welcome, Generation Beta!! (and Hardo Hive Fantasy Football Winners) (00:11:25) - Magnus Carlson quits chess tournament over refusal of his jeans, tournament caves, lets him wear jeans, but WHY does he need the jeans??? (00:19:25) - Fake news deep dive: French Hockey Goon JACKS UP 15 year-old (00:27:32) - VR Goggles for Mice, Goat Killing Teenage Girl, Michael Vick Redemption Arc, and Chihuahua Trapping w/ Mark Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFNY!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Why the Taliban is Banning Windows | 12.31.24
31-12-2024
Why the Taliban is Banning Windows | 12.31.24
Episode 1616, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Chubbies: For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners 20% off with the promo code HARDFACTOR20 at checkout at chubbiesshorts.com. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR and use promo code HARDFACTOR to get 20% off your first order. Factor Meals: Head to FACTORMEALS.com/50hardfactor and use code 50hardfactor to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Uncommon Goods: Find something for everyone on your list this holiday season - Check out Uncommon Goods and use our code HARDFACTOR for a great deal: www.uncommongoods.com Hims: Start your free online visit at Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Timestamps: 00:04:40 Mark weighs in on Jayden Daniels excellence 00:06:52 The Taliban is banning all residential windows where wives can be viewed by other men 00:15:22 Bronze medals from Paris Olympics rubbing off 00:18:39 Florida State former basketball players suing their former coach for not paying NIL money 00:31:29 Bubble Boy blown out to sea in bubble, rescued by other family Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Plane Crashes, H1-B Visas, and a Littany of Stupidity |12.30.24
30-12-2024
Plane Crashes, H1-B Visas, and a Littany of Stupidity |12.30.24
Episode 1615, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Chubbies: For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners 20% off with the promo code HARDFACTOR20 at checkout at chubbiesshorts.com. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR and use promo code HARDFACTOR to get 20% off your first order. Factor Meals: Head to FACTORMEALS.com/50hardfactor and use code 50hardfactor to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Uncommon Goods: Find something for everyone on your list this holiday season - Check out Uncommon Goods and use our code HARDFACTOR for a great deal: www.uncommongoods.com Hims: Start your free online visit at Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Timestamps: 00:00:40 How was everyone’s holiday? 00:03:10 The boys are in the Chiefsaholic documentary 00:05:50 Mark was attacked by a group of stray chihuahuas  00:07:50 Two men died in Portland while searching for Sasquatch  00:10:50 Man ruins multiple Christmas Eve masses and pours whiskey into the holy water  00:14:50 An Indian man swallows a chick for fertility, and dies, but the chick lived  00:17:20 Florida pizza delivery woman stabs customer who left her $2 tip 00:22:50 Scientists claim Earth used to have rings like Saturn 66 million years ago 00:25:00 The slap is a giant plankton that looks like a Fleshlight  00:27:45 Congresswoman caught ripping a vape in Columbian parliament  00:30:20 H1-B Visa debate takes the internet by storm  00:34:00 Woman runs a fake marriage into a robbery scam 00:36:55 Texas man threatens to kill several customer service reps online   Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices