Ep081: MAS!

Welcome back to your favorite podcast! This week's special guest is our returning number one fan, Sam (aka Samanarchy). Sam has a few personal questions to answer from the gang regarding belly buttons, Paris Hilton and Ozzy Osbourne. First, Sam has to let out a big fat fart to warm up her seat and Jenn decides to give her a 'pew pew pew' instead of a 'BUH BUH BUHHHH'. While most dentist will let you keep your teeth, Sam's surgeon wouldn't let her keep her most prized bodily possession and she instead opted to get a hole new one. Thankfully, Sam is not a poor person with no options and a shady doctor and was able to decide on her brand new part. Edward and Katie have been shaving each others beavers while watching some show about redneck hillrods and have some advice for Sam regarding her procedure. We finally get to interview Sam for her [People In the Neighborhood] segment and she tells us about how she uses her small girl brain to help morons fix their computers by driving around the country changing batteries on people's keyboards. Jenn admits to how she ended up finally killing Sinead O'Connor and Larry the Cable Guy, Sam ends up offending all of our "LISTENERS" with her nonsense and Katie has no idea how it's possible to work somewhere for 20 years. Katie just has no idea how that's possible. Our game this week is a trivia-esque contest hosted by Luke with a theme of old names for big companies. Have you ever shopped at Goodfellow's Dry Goods or surfed the web using David & Jerry's Guide to the WWW? We bet you have and probably don't even know it! Sam has bought all of her Air Jordans from Goodfellow's Dry Goods and loves Blimpie as a good option. Edward is disappointed in all of our viewers who have not kept up on all of our episodes, Jenn talks about being a sandwich artist much too late in life, Katie likes to make exceptions for our neurodivergent viewers and Henry Datsun makes another appearance as the owner of the Ford Motor Company. Email the show at bubbmush@gmail.com, follow us on Instagram @bubbmush, listen to our BigTok when it gets invented and smash the LIKE button on your computer. Thanks for listening and don't forget to tell all of your stupid friends about our dumdum podcast. You like it and they might too!