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Henry Martell & Helen Seymour

Henry Martell & Helen Seymour are currently floating in the wreckage of their friendship after Helen announced that she no longer wanted to do their previous podcast. Things have been rocky since Henry moved to America, but they kept the friendship spark alive with more than 5,000 voice notes in the first year. The stakes are high though. There’s a group chat hanging in the balance, Helen is still keen to holiday in San Francisco, and Henry is the only one that knows the exact planning details for Helen’s perfect funeral (save the date - it’s gonna be huge). The question is, can Henry forgive and can Helen maintain interest in this new project? read less
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Bonus E10: Too Flip, Too Furious
07-05-2023
Bonus E10: Too Flip, Too Furious
Henry Martell & Helen Seymour are currently floating in the wreckage of their friendship after Helen announced that she no longer wanted to do their previous podcast. Things have been rocky since Henry moved to America, but they kept the friendship spark alive with more than 5,000 voice notes in the first year. The stakes are high though. There’s a group chat hanging in the balance, Helen is still keen to holiday in San Francisco, and Henry is the only one that knows the exact planning details for Helen’s perfect funeral (save the date - it’s gonna be huge). The question is, can Henry forgive and can Helen maintain interest in this new project?
Bonus E10: Too Flip, Too Furious
07-05-2023
Bonus E10: Too Flip, Too Furious
Henry Martell & Helen Seymour are currently floating in the wreckage of their friendship after Helen announced that she no longer wanted to do their previous podcast. Things have been rocky since Henry moved to America, but they kept the friendship spark alive with more than 5,000 voice notes in the first year. The stakes are high though. There’s a group chat hanging in the balance, Helen is still keen to holiday in San Francisco, and Henry is the only one that knows the exact planning details for Helen’s perfect funeral (save the date - it’s gonna be huge). The question is, can Henry forgive and can Helen maintain interest in this new project?
E10: The Curious Incident of The Phil In the Nighttime
30-04-2023
E10: The Curious Incident of The Phil In the Nighttime
Henry Martell & Helen Seymour are currently floating in the wreckage of their friendship after Helen announced that she no longer wanted to do their previous podcast. Things have been rocky since Henry moved to America, but they kept the friendship spark alive with more than 5,000 voice notes in the first year. The stakes are high though. There’s a group chat hanging in the balance, Helen is still keen to holiday in San Francisco, and Henry is the only one that knows the exact planning details for Helen’s perfect funeral (save the date - it’s gonna be huge). The question is, can Henry forgive and can Helen maintain interest in this new project?
Bonus E9: The Perks of Being A Bin Lady
05-10-2022
Bonus E9: The Perks of Being A Bin Lady
Henry Martell & Helen Seymour are currently floating in the wreckage of their friendship after Helen announced that she no longer wanted to do their previous podcast. Things have been rocky since Henry moved to America, but they kept the friendship spark alive with more than 5,000 voice notes in the first year. The stakes are high though. There’s a group chat hanging in the balance, Helen is still keen to holiday in San Francisco, and Henry is the only one that knows the exact planning details for Helen’s perfect funeral (save the date - it’s gonna be huge). The question is, can Henry forgive and can Helen maintain interest in this new project?
E9: Sleep Cocknea
22-08-2022
E9: Sleep Cocknea
Henry Martell & Helen Seymour are currently floating in the wreckage of their friendship after Helen announced that she no longer wanted to do their previous podcast. Things have been rocky since Henry moved to America, but they kept the friendship spark alive with more than 5,000 voice notes in the first year. The stakes are high though. There’s a group chat hanging in the balance, Helen is still keen to holiday in San Francisco, and Henry is the only one that knows the exact planning details for Helen’s perfect funeral (save the date - it’s gonna be huge). The question is, can Henry forgive and can Helen maintain interest in this new project?
E8: The February Christmas Special
19-02-2022
E8: The February Christmas Special
Henry Martell & Helen Seymour are currently floating in the wreckage of their friendship after Helen announced that she no longer wanted to do their previous podcast. Things have been rocky since Henry moved to America, but they kept the friendship spark alive with more than 5,000 voice notes in the first year. The stakes are high though. There’s a group chat hanging in the balance, Helen is still keen to holiday in San Francisco, and Henry is the only one that knows the exact planning details for Helen’s perfect funeral (save the date - it’s gonna be huge). The question is, can Henry forgive and can Helen maintain interest in this new project?
Bonus E7: The Roadways of Great Britain & The Ghosts That Haunt Them, With Richard Madeley
05-02-2022
Bonus E7: The Roadways of Great Britain & The Ghosts That Haunt Them, With Richard Madeley
Henry Martell & Helen Seymour are currently floating in the wreckage of their friendship after Helen announced that she no longer wanted to do their previous podcast. Things have been rocky since Henry moved to America, but they kept the friendship spark alive with more than 5,000 voice notes in the first year. The stakes are high though. There’s a group chat hanging in the balance, Helen is still keen to holiday in San Francisco, and Henry is the only one that knows the exact planning details for Helen’s perfect funeral (save the date - it’s gonna be huge). The question is, can Henry forgive and can Helen maintain interest in this new project?
E7: He'll Kill Again, Helen
11-11-2021
E7: He'll Kill Again, Helen
Henry Martell & Helen Seymour are currently floating in the wreckage of their friendship after Helen announced that she no longer wanted to do their previous podcast. Things have been rocky since Henry moved to America, but they kept the friendship spark alive with more than 5,000 voice notes in the first year. The stakes are high though. There’s a group chat hanging in the balance, Helen is still keen to holiday in San Francisco, and Henry is the only one that knows the exact planning details for Helen’s perfect funeral (save the date - it’s gonna be huge). The question is, can Henry forgive and can Helen maintain interest in this new project?
Bonus E6: Take Your Time (Not You, Henry)
31-10-2021
Bonus E6: Take Your Time (Not You, Henry)
Henry Martell & Helen Seymour are currently floating in the wreckage of their friendship after Helen announced that she no longer wanted to do their previous podcast. Things have been rocky since Henry moved to America, but they kept the friendship spark alive with more than 5,000 voice notes in the first year. The stakes are high though. There’s a group chat hanging in the balance, Helen is still keen to holiday in San Francisco, and Henry is the only one that knows the exact planning details for Helen’s perfect funeral (save the date - it’s gonna be huge). The question is, can Henry forgive and can Helen maintain interest in this new project?
E6: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger, Greener (Than Coldplay)
24-10-2021
E6: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger, Greener (Than Coldplay)
Henry Martell & Helen Seymour are currently floating in the wreckage of their friendship after Helen announced that she no longer wanted to do their previous podcast. Things have been rocky since Henry moved to America, but they kept the friendship spark alive with more than 5,000 voice notes in the first year. The stakes are high though. There’s a group chat hanging in the balance, Helen is still keen to holiday in San Francisco, and Henry is the only one that knows the exact planning details for Helen’s perfect funeral (save the date - it’s gonna be huge). The question is, can Henry forgive and can Helen maintain interest in this new project?
E5: Chairman Mouse
01-06-2021
E5: Chairman Mouse
Henry Martell & Helen Seymour are currently floating in the wreckage of their friendship after Helen announced that she no longer wanted to do their previous podcast. Things have been rocky since Henry moved to America, but they kept the friendship spark alive with more than 5,000 voice notes in the first year. The stakes are high though. There’s a group chat hanging in the balance, Helen is still keen to holiday in San Francisco, and Henry is the only one that knows the exact planning details for Helen’s perfect funeral (save the date - it’s gonna be huge). The question is, can Henry forgive and can Helen maintain interest in this new project?
E4: Beale Or No Beale
13-04-2021
E4: Beale Or No Beale
Henry Martell & Helen Seymour are currently floating in the wreckage of their friendship after Helen announced that she no longer wanted to do their previous podcast. Things have been rocky since Henry moved to America, but they kept the friendship spark alive with more than 5,000 voice notes in the first year. The stakes are high though. There’s a group chat hanging in the balance, Helen is still keen to holiday in San Francisco, and Henry is the only one that knows the exact planning details for Helen’s perfect funeral (save the date - it’s gonna be huge). The question is, can Henry forgive and can Helen maintain interest in this new project?
E3: The Jazz Bachelor Lifestyle
29-03-2021
E3: The Jazz Bachelor Lifestyle
Henry Martell & Helen Seymour are currently floating in the wreckage of their friendship after Helen announced that she no longer wanted to do their previous podcast. Things have been rocky since Henry moved to America, but they kept the friendship spark alive with more than 5,000 voice notes in the first year. The stakes are high though. There’s a group chat hanging in the balance, Helen is still keen to holiday in San Francisco, and Henry is the only one that knows the exact planning details for Helen’s perfect funeral (save the date - it’s gonna be huge). The question is, can Henry forgive and can Helen maintain interest in this new project?
Bonus E2: Loose Fittings
19-03-2021
Bonus E2: Loose Fittings
Henry Martell & Helen Seymour are currently floating in the wreckage of their friendship after Helen announced that she no longer wanted to do their previous podcast. Things have been rocky since Henry moved to America, but they kept the friendship spark alive with more than 5,000 voice notes in the first year. The stakes are high though. There’s a group chat hanging in the balance, Helen is still keen to holiday in San Francisco, and Henry is the only one that knows the exact planning details for Helen’s perfect funeral (save the date - it’s gonna be huge). The question is, can Henry forgive and can Helen maintain interest in this new project?
E2: Handle The Bulb
26-02-2021
E2: Handle The Bulb
Henry Martell & Helen Seymour are currently floating in the wreckage of their friendship after Helen announced that she no longer wanted to do their previous podcast. Things have been rocky since Henry moved to America, but they kept the friendship spark alive with more than 5,000 voice notes in the first year. The stakes are high though. There’s a group chat hanging in the balance, Helen is still keen to holiday in San Francisco, and Henry is the only one that knows the exact planning details for Helen’s perfect funeral (save the date - it’s gonna be huge). The question is, can Henry forgive and can Helen maintain interest in this new project?
E1: Death of a Podcast
10-02-2021
E1: Death of a Podcast
Henry Martell & Helen Seymour are currently floating in the wreckage of their friendship after Helen announced that she no longer wanted to do their previous podcast. Things have been rocky since Henry moved to America, but they kept the friendship spark alive with more than 5,000 voice notes in the first year. The stakes are high though. There’s a group chat hanging in the balance, Helen is still keen to holiday in San Francisco, and Henry is the only one that knows the exact planning details for Helen’s perfect funeral (save the date - it’s gonna be huge). The question is, can Henry forgive and can Helen maintain interest in this new project?
Archive 6: Uncle Danders’ Halloween Pick-Me-Up
12-12-2020
Archive 6: Uncle Danders’ Halloween Pick-Me-Up
Henry Martell and Helen Seymour are two of the finest detectives to come out of the academy in years. Their dedication has brought them all the way to the homicide department of the prestigious John Butterforth Institute (J.B.I.). They are elite, hungry for justice, and have the resources of the J.B.I. behind them. Nothing can stop them. Except, perhaps, procrastination and an obsession with the dark underworld of celebrity crime.
Archive 5: Bulgur Wheat Bombshell
17-09-2020
Archive 5: Bulgur Wheat Bombshell
Henry Martell and Helen Seymour are two of the finest detectives to come out of the academy in years. Their dedication has brought them all the way to the homicide department of the prestigious John Butterforth Institute (J.B.I.). They are elite, hungry for justice, and have the resources of the J.B.I. behind them. Nothing can stop them. Except, perhaps, procrastination and an obsession with the dark underworld of celebrity crime.
Archive 4: The Dragon & The Elephant
27-08-2020
Archive 4: The Dragon & The Elephant
Henry Martell and Helen Seymour are two of the finest detectives to come out of the academy in years. Their dedication has brought them all the way to the homicide department of the prestigious John Butterforth Institute (J.B.I.). They are elite, hungry for justice, and have the resources of the J.B.I. behind them. Nothing can stop them. Except, perhaps, procrastination and an obsession with the dark underworld of celebrity crime.
Archive 3: Toaster Tailor Soldier Sue
13-06-2020
Archive 3: Toaster Tailor Soldier Sue
Henry Martell and Helen Seymour are two of the finest detectives to come out of the academy in years. Their dedication has brought them all the way to the homicide department of the prestigious John Butterforth Institute (J.B.I.). They are elite, hungry for justice, and have the resources of the J.B.I. behind them. Nothing can stop them. Except, perhaps, procrastination and an obsession with the dark underworld of celebrity crime. Warning: this podcast is a work of fiction, a patchwork of absolute nonsense.
Archive 2: Agent Spencer, Licensed To Butter
08-05-2020
Archive 2: Agent Spencer, Licensed To Butter
Henry Martell and Helen Seymour are two of the finest detectives to come out of the academy in years. Their dedication has brought them all the way to the homicide department of the prestigious John Butterforth Institute (J.B.I.). They are elite, hungry for justice, and have the resources of the J.B.I. behind them. Nothing can stop them. Except, perhaps, procrastination and an obsession with the dark underworld of celebrity crime. Warning: this podcast is a work of fiction, a patchwork of absolute nonsense.